Golbarg

HI All,

Have you seen recent advertisement of M/S SAINT GOBAIN GLASSES shown in TELEVISION Then you must have known about 2 Way mirror.
How to determine if a mirror is 2 way or not (Not a Joke!)?
Not to scare you, but to make sure that you aware. Many of the Hotels and Textile showrooms cheat the customers this way & watch privately.

HOW TO DETECT A 2-WAY MIRROR?
When we visit toilets, bathrooms, hotel rooms, changing rooms, etc.,How many of you know for sure that the seemingly ordinary mirror hanging on the wall is a real mirror, or actually a 2-way mirror i.e., they can see you, but you can't see them. There have been many cases of people installing 2-way mirrors in female changing rooms or bathroom or bedrooms.It is very difficult to positively identify the surface by just looking at it. So, how do we determine with any amount of certainty what type of mirror we are looking at?

CONDUCT THIS SIMPLE TEST:
Place the tip of your fingernail against the reflective surface and if there is a GAP between your fingernail and the image of the nail,then it is a GENUINE mirror.
However, if your fingernail DIRECTLY TOUCHES the image of your nail, then BEWARE, IT IS A 2-WAY MIRROR! (There is someone seeing you from the other side). So remember, every time you see a mirror, do the "fingernail test." It doesn't cost you anything. It is simple to do.
This is a really good thing to do. The reason there is a gap on a real mirror, is because the silver is on the back of the mirror UNDER the glass.Whereas with a two-way mirror, the silver is on the surface. Keep it in mind! Make sure and check every time you enter in hotel rooms. May be someone is making a film on you.

bahare

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golbarg

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Golbarg

An Iranian walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He says he's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the Iranian hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, he has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the Iranian for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the Iranian returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Sir, we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire; why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"
The Iranian replies. "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?".

Golbarg

inam do ta ham esm.va albate kheyli porkaar...
bekhoonin,jaleban:

http://anaheim.edu/aupress/business/golbarg_parstabar.shtml

http://www.golbargbashi.com

Golbarg

After numerous rounds of "We don't know if Osama is still alive," Osama himself decided to send Ted Kennedy a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game.
Kennedy opened the letter and it appeared to contain a single line of coded message:

370HSSV-0773H

Kennedy was baffled, so he e-mailed it to John Kerry.Kerry and his aides had no clue either, so they sent it to "The Smartest Woman in the World," (or so she thinks) Hillary Clinton! Hillary
could not decipher the message either, so she forwarded it on to the FBI.

No one could solve it at the FBI so it went to the CIA, and then to the NSA. With no clue as to its meaning, the FBI finally asked Britain's MI-6 for help. Within a minute, MI-6 cabled back with this reply! :

"Tell the FBI that Kennedy is holding the message upside down!"

Golbarg

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Bahar

hichvaght nemishe goft hich gohi nist!!!
bataye inke bavar konin ino check konin :0

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Golbarg

If a female is reading this article then just realize the value of a
man; and if its a male then feel proud of after reading it!
One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a
river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord
appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?"
The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he
needed the axe to make his living.
The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe.
"Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.
The woodcutter replied, "No."
The Lord again went down and came up with a silver axe. "Is this your
axe?" the Lord asked.
Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."
The Lord went down again and came up with an iron axe.
"Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.
The woodcutter replied, "Yes."
The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three
axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.
Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the
riverbank, and his wife fell into the river.
When he cried out,the Lord again appeared and asked him,"Why are you
crying?"
"Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!"
The Lord went down into the water and came up with Jennifer Lopez.
"Is this your wife?" the Lord asked.
"Yes," cried the woodcutter.
The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"
The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord.. It is a
misunderstanding.
You see, if I had said 'no' to Jennifer Lopez, You would have come up with Catherine Zeta-Jones.
Then if I said 'no' to her, you would have come up with my wife.
Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three.
Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care of all three
wives, so THAT'S why I said yes to Jennifer Lopez."

Golbarg

تو بيمارستان، جايي كه يكي از افراد فاميل كه به طرز مرگباري مريض بود، بستري شده بود، همه قوم و خويشها تو اتاق انتظار جمع شده بودن .
بالاخره دكتر وارد شد ، با نگاهي خسته ، ناراحت و جدي .
دكتر در حالي كه قيافه نگراني به خودش گرفته بود گفت "متاسفم كه بايد حامل خبر بدي براتون باشم , تنها اميدي كه در حال حاضر براي عزيزتون باقي مونده، پيوند مغزه ."
"اين عمل ، كاملا در مرحله أزمايش ، ريسكي و خطرناكه ولي در عين حال راه ديگه اي هم وجود نداره, بيمه كل هزينه عمل را پرداخت ميكنه ولي هز ينه مغز رو خودتون بايد پرداخت كنين .اعضا خانواده در سكوت مطلق به گفته هاي دكتر گوش مي كردن , بعد از مدتي بالاخره يكيشون پرسيد :" خب , قيمت يه مغز چنده؟";
دكتر بلافاصله جواب داد :"5000$ براي مغز يك مرد و 200$ براي مغز يك زن ."
موقعيت نا جوري بود , أقايون داخل اتاق سعي مي كردن نخند ن و نگاهشون با خانمهاي داخل اتاق تلاقي نكنه , بعضي ها هم با خودشون پوز خند مي زدن !
بالاخره يكي طاقت نياورد و سوالي كه پرسيدنش آأرزوي همه بو د از دهنش پريد كه : "چرا مغز آقايون گرونتره ؟ "
دكتر با معصوميت بچگانه اي براي حضار داخل اتاق توضيح داد كه : " اين قيمت استاندارد عمله ! بايد يادآوري كنم كه مغز
خانمها چون استفاده ميشه، خب دست دومه و طبيعتا ارزونتر
!

Dustie ma! (by Ghazal)

Manke fahmidam ki budi ke! Ma ke ba ham harf zadim ke! Vali manham mesle to montazer budam bebinam che vakoneshi az adam ha mishe did.

Vaghti dari yek clustere kuchulu az atom ha ro negah mikoni, mibini vasate un cluster, chand ta az atomha ba ham be surate covalent peivand zadan. miune in dimer haye covalent yek interaction e zaif tar beine ham vojud dare ke cluster ro cluster negah dashte.

hala chera ino goftam? Shode hekayate dustie ma. Adamha do be do guya havaye hamo daran. Inke hichkas hatta zahmate inke ye comment begzare va bege baba ki hasti ke inghadr ghat zadi, yekami baram sakht bud. Aya ma vaghan faghat duste khoshi ha hastim, va hazerim faghat dar chaharchube lahzehai ke khoshim, va mamulan khoshimuno yeki dige dare faraham mikone, molahezeye ham ro dashte bashim?

Vaghan mikham beporsam, dustane aziz, az lahne harf zadan, tarze jomle bandi, va kalamate be kar gerefte shode, nafahmidin ki bud in hichkas? Aya vaghan baratun HICHKAS bud?

Hichkas!

Cheghadr maa vaaghean hamamoon baa ham doostim ke hich kas nfahamid man ki hastam.che jaaleb!!!
hala in matn ro bekhoonin va haalesho bebarin:

A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.While on the operating table she had a near death experience.
Seeing God She asked "Is my time up?" God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live." Upon recovery,the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a Facelift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair color.
Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it. After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home,she was killed by an ambulance. Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?"

(You'll love this!!!)

God replied,I didn't recognize you."

hichkas!

man haalam gerefte,
delam mikhaad ye modati rikht-e hich kas o nabinam,
haalam az aadamaay-e mozakhrafi ke be raahati mitoonam har joor chert o perti began be ham mikhore,
haalam az daashtan-e zendegiy-e sagi be ham mikhore,
haalam az inke hamash hame chio bokonam too shekamam va hichi nagam be ham mikhore,
fekr konam dige taghriban kaamelan boridam!