Mar (by Ghazal)

Dustane aziz,
man khialam rahat shod ke hich moshkele froidi i ke marbut be mar beshe nadaram. Ghadimha ke kheili chiz ha fargh mikard, ba didane susk balaye sandali budam va jigh mizadam, amma parishab tu khunamun ye mehmune special dashtim va man hatta ye jigh ham nazadam!
sa'ate 1 nesfe shab bud, hame ja saket o arum bud be joz vez veze footbal arsenal ba ye jaye dige ke man hichvaght yad nemigiram,
Ghazal: nemikhai bekhabi?
Arman: na, footbal mibinam.
Ghazal: pas shab bekheir, man farda bayad pa sham.
Arman: Shab be kheir.

raftam be samte dastshui ke untarafe ashpazkhunast, ke yeho didam ye mar dare be samte pa darie jelo dastshui mire.

Ghazal: Arman, bia ye mar inja tu khunast.
Arman: motmaenni?

ba ajale doid unja. ye tikke nakh az pa dari zade bud birun.

Arman: manzuret ine?
Ghazal: NAAA! MAAR
Arman: koja raft?
Ghazal: nadidam, amma ya tu dastshui, ya poshte shelf.
Dar inja Arman teye yek amaliate mohayerol ughul parid balaye toalet farangi va az un bala toaleto check kard.
Arman: Inja nist, ehtemalan hamun poshte shelfe.
Ghazal: hala az shanse ma ham cheraghe inja sukhte...
Arman: Alan cheragho avaz mikonam.

va vaghan dar arze jik sanie cheragh avaz shod.

Arman: torshi, sandali ha va hame chiz ro bayad bebarim birun. ye lebase kasif ham bede ke bekonim zire dar natune mare bere tu otagh khab.
Ghazal: boro be Sanjit begu biad.
Arman: pas to vaisa haminja ke bebini mare koja mire.

bade 5 min Arman o Sanjit umadan ba do ta ture mar giri. Arman shuru kard be khali kardane shelf. belakhare vaghti kiseye mohtavie 8 ta roll kaghaz toalet ro bardasht, did ziresh ye mare khoshgel chombatme zade.

Sanjit: It's either a small Russel's viper, or a killer back.
Arman: Does it have a yellow line? If so it's a killer back.
Sanjit: Arman be careful,n if it's Russel's viper you'll die, if killer back still the bite is too painful.

Sanjit sai kard ba gofteman mare ro moteghaed kone ke bere tu tur. amma mare hich alaghei nadasht ke in karo bokone. taze khoshesh ham naumade bud va shuru karde bud be halate tahajomi gereftan. yani khodesho bad kard va pahn shod. dorost halati ke kobra ha migiran, va in kheili jaleb bud. Arman ham teie yek seri amaliate motehaverane yek adad sikh kabab bardasht va az zire mare rad kard va andakhtesh tu tur.

saretuno dard nayaram, bordimesh birun va sa'ate 2 nesfe shab (in amaliat yek sa'at tul keshid)
mare ro morede motale'ate daghighe zist shenakhti gharar dadim va fahmidim ke killer back bude. yani sammi nabude. inham axesh:


Fig1: The V shaped yellow band near the head indicates that it's a kill back.

moteasefane jensiate mar ro natunestim tashkhis bedim chon jensiatesh ru be zamine.
hala ke mare gerefte shode bud, taze be serafat oftadim ke bebinim az koja umade tu, chon khunamuno ghablan isolate karde budim. bale, dar pushe fazelabe hamam ja be ja shode bud. yani ke ma be jaye suske hamam, mare hamam darim.

natije girie akhlaghi: peida shodane kill back dar khaneye ma hich rabti be brokeback mountain nadashte va nadarad. dar ayande ash ra motmaen nistam. goftam brokeback mountain, kheili filme ghashangie, age nadidin hatman bebinin.

shado salamat bashin,
G.D.