Golbarg
It's not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year ONLY has 365' days.
Typical academic year for a student:
1. Sundays-52, Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest. Days left 313.
2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study.Days left 263.
3. 8 hours daily sleep- 130 days GONE. Days left 141.
4. 1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days. Days left 126.
5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing properly & swallowing)-means 30days. Days left 96.
6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days. Days left 81.
7. Exam days- per year at least 35 days. Days left 46.
8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays)-40 days. Balance 6 days.
9. For sickness- at least 3 days. Remaining days=3.
10. Movies and functions - at least 2 days. 1 day left.
11. That 1 day is your birthday.
How can you study on that day??????!!!!!!!!!!
Balance = 0
" Then how can a student pass ??"
Typical academic year for a student:
1. Sundays-52, Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest. Days left 313.
2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study.Days left 263.
3. 8 hours daily sleep- 130 days GONE. Days left 141.
4. 1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days. Days left 126.
5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing properly & swallowing)-means 30days. Days left 96.
6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days. Days left 81.
7. Exam days- per year at least 35 days. Days left 46.
8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays)-40 days. Balance 6 days.
9. For sickness- at least 3 days. Remaining days=3.
10. Movies and functions - at least 2 days. 1 day left.
11. That 1 day is your birthday.
How can you study on that day??????!!!!!!!!!!
Balance = 0
" Then how can a student pass ??"
posted by Hardamgholi at 2:52 AM
4 Comments:
AAAALLIIII buuuddd!!!!
there are lots of big cheatings in this argument!
0. Suppose you are right in the argument about the days for holidays and sundays and the rest.
1. 1/3 of the year for the sleeping will be 122 days, not 130 days, so I could save 8 days here.
2. once you count the number of the days you are at sleep, you can not count them again! it means I can save (365-122)*(1/3)>80 days now.
with around 90 full days per year, or around 1/4 of the full day for work per day, which is around 6 houres per day, you can do your studies:D
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alan az toosh chand ta rasad ham rah mindaze in pesar.
hala ma hosele nadashtim dars bekhoonim ye shekari khordim to bayad patamoono berizi roo ab?
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ye rooz ye irooni edeaa kard har hendooneyi entekhab kone, hatman ham ghermeze ham aabdar ....
kholase hame daneshmanda jam shodan ta performance agha ro barresi konan
irooniye ham namardi nakard o al-hagh-valensaf har chi hendoone entekhab kard, yeki az oon yeki sokhtar o shirintar bood ....
kholase daneshmanda kaf kardan o raftan beshinan be shor baraye tasmim giri ...
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